the point - HollyWooWoo Report April 24, 2008

HollyWooWoo Report April 24, 2008

THURSDAY....YEH BABY!
And here's what's happening in Tinsletown...we should really call it Looneytown...some of these people are INSANE!

1.) SURI WITH NO FRINGE ON TOP.
So did you hear? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spent $100,000 on their daughter Suri's 2nd birthday party? FOR REAL FOR REAL. They spent about $50,000 on flowers. $14,000 on cakes. And the rest on trying to convert everyone to Scientology! HA! I kid...I kid. Suri turned 2 last weekend and Tom and Katie had what they call "a small, private party with friends and family". Really? Cause spending all that cash on a 2 year old's party doesn't sound small to me.

Here's a pic from the party:

Can you spot Tom and Katie...and the birthday girl? Look closely....

2.) STAR JONES-REYNOLDS...TABLE FOR ONE.
Yep. It's true. After years of speculation and accusations she...I mean HE cheated...Star Jones-Reynolds has filed for divorce from her husband of 4 years Al Reynolds. Sad. It is. I really feel sorry for her. I was a SJR fan. I liked her on The View, but I freaking love her on COURT TV (which is now TRU TV). She had a big fancy wedding in NYC - remember? And she pimped it out all over the TV. Hold your head up high SJR - you'll be fine.

3.) CARRIE...YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH HIM BEFORE HE CHEATS! DUH!
Carrie Underwood just admitted to People Magazine that she has been cheated on...GASP! TWICE! DOUBLE GASP! Yeh...uh...Carrie...didn't you write a song about that? Um. Yes. You did. But it stinks. She didn't admit who did it. But I would say it's safe to assume her ex-boytoy Chace Crawford was responsible for one of them. He is a hottie...and hotties cheat. I mean - look at Mr. Brad Pitt. Cheated on Jennifer with Angelina. NOT COOL. But Carrie's cute and she will find a new guy in NO time. Maybe I should have her take me to lunch. (WATCH MY VLOG FOR DETAILS - HA!)

Yeh...that's C&C before CMAN cheated. And CWOMAN kicked him to the curb.
He is very good looking though...but looks ain't everything!